It’s that’s time of year again —
Middle School Carpool#middleschoolcarpool
Kid 1: Sometimes when I fart my mom says it sounds wet — but it really ISN’T — it just SOUNDS that way.
Kid 2: That song, “Let It Go” is really about someone who has to go to the bathroom really bad!
(three kids break out in song and laughter)
Kid 1: I think Santa is a stalker. I mean think about it “he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good….” I mean really … that’s CREEPY!
ROARING laughter over Santa being a stalker. R-O-A-R-I-N-G, I tell you.
But the good news for me is that it was only a 1-window afternoon. Just a tiny bit of stink. That’s miracle territory considering it was 97 degrees when I picked them up. Thank you Jesus that we didn’t have to experience a “wet fart.” God help me.
Disclaimer: Contrary to popular belief, the wet fart kid was not mine.